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GOOD TASTE,
BAD MANNERS

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POUR WITHOUT PERMISSION

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ABOUT

Toilet Wine 2025 Paso Robles Grenache Rosé in a sculptural toilet-shaped glass bottle, displayed beside a glass of rosé against a black background.

TOILET WINE WAS BORN FROM PROHIBITION BOOTLEGGERS, REBELLIon, AND A HEALTHY DISREGARD FOR HOW WINE IS SUPPOSED TO BE DONE.

AN UNLIKELY ICON FOR FINE WINE AND COCKTAILS? OBVIOUSLY. BUT HERE WE ARE.

We’re not always serious. the wine is. a bright, dry california rosé in a sculptural, toilet-shaped bottle.

display it on the bar cart or fill it with grandma’s ashes.

we don’t judge.

THE FIRST RELEASE IS CLOSED. THE NEXT LIMITED RUN IS ALREADY IN THE WORKS. RESERVE YOURS NOW.

Reserve yours Now

COCKTAILS IN A CAN, REIMAGINED

INTRODUCING YUZU BLOOD ORANGE

Toilet Wine Yuzu Blood Orange ready-to-drink wine cocktail in a metallic red can with gold accents and tattoo-inspired illustrations.
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wine-based cocktails Live here too—built with a mixology-first point of View and the Same standards we apply to the wine.

Yuzu and blood orange have chemistry. we thought you should meet.

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more than just random swag

Toilet Wine black corduroy trucker cap with gold embroidered tally marks and TW initials, featuring a black mesh back.
Red Toilet Wine Surf Club corduroy cap with gold embroidered lettering and decorative gold rope detailing.
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